I am in Switzerland, and you are not.
For those of you with broadband, even though i do not
For those who have new cars, while my rust bucket turns to rot
For those of you aging well, while my tummy turns to pot
For those of you living easy, when struggle is my lot
For those of you on tropical beaches where the climate's far too hot
I want you to know in a manner that will never be forgot
that i am in Switzerland, and you are NOT!