Monday Morning and I need some PMS Coffee

PMS Coffee is about ten minutes from our campsite here in Lisbon. Its a great name but I don't think the Portuguese speaking owners see the humor [PMS, for non-native English speakers, stands for Premenstrual Syndrome].

Any ideas for a possible tagline? How about . . .

PMS Coffee: When you need a coffee RIGHT FLIPPIN' NOW!!!!
PMS Coffee: Where everyone is employee of the month.
PMS Coffee: The best damn coffee in the world! Period.

Anyone???????

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